A sophisticated algorithm that integrates psychology, astrology, and the inverse cycles of mental health to provide real-time updates on the status of Team Crown.
import random
def team_crown_status():
status=random.choice(['soulmates of syntax','never going to speak again'])
return (f'Team Crown are {status}')
print (team_crown_status())A Todo app built with an AI model trained on my personal track record of task management.
By analysing my habits and success rates, the AI adapts its features and responses to align with my behaviours, ensuring maximum productivity tailored to my needs.
class ADHDToDoList:
def add_task(self, task):
completed=False
print (f"Let's be honest, you will not {task}...")
print (f"Dude, just do it now...")
while completed == False:
user_input = input ('Has it been done yet? (y/n): ')
if user_input.upper() == 'Y':
completed = True
print ("I don't believe you but okay...")A finance and time-keeping app designed to track the minimal time and money I spend commuting from South London to Newcastle.
Developed as a feel-good app, it enables users to see how commuting can be affordable, straightforward, and a small part of working life.
import datetime
def newcastle_time_is_money_checker(avg_train_time_mins,avg_ticket_cost):
start_date = datetime.datetime(year=2024, month=6, day=1)
delta = datetime.datetime.now() - start_date
fortnights_since_start = delta.days // 14
total_train_time = ((avg_train_time_mins * fortnights_since_start) * 2)/60
total_train_cost = avg_ticket_cost * fortnights_since_start
print (f'Since Starting in {start_date.strftime("%B")} I have spent {round(total_train_time,1)} hours and £{total_train_cost:,.0f} commuting')
newcastle_time_is_money_checker(240,85)Collaborated on creating a domain name that is challenging to pronounce but inexpensive to purchase.
This project has a broad scope, covering everything from beetle tagging and identification to rogue Siberian AIs. The project is currently on hiatus.
So close with this one—like 90% of the way to absolute gold! This was genuinely on track to be a game-changer
... Damn dude
A highly successful project resulting in a post-completion employment rate of 83.3%. Includes a comprehensive test suite achieved through excellent team collaboration.
Note: Not suitable for colourblind users.
Led a team of highly skilled and attentive engineers to create a diagram within a week.
Awarded the title of Most Comprehensive Diagram among competing teams. We added a dog to the presentation for extra appeal.